D.C. Metro Ghetto Area

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The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is a big city with more cops than sense and more guns than brains. It’s where politicians get rich while the rest of us get shot.
I got caught in the middle of a gang war and it looked like the apocalypse, but it was just Tuesday.
My cousin got locked up for selling candy and trying to rob a bank.
The mayor says he’s fighting crime, but he’s got more money than sense.
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D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is like a giant trash can with a million people throwing stuff in it and no one wants to clean it up.
My teacher got a bullet in the head because she told the class to shut up.
The school got robbed twice this week and it’s not even Friday yet.
My brother got arrested for trying to steal a pizza and got a lifetime ban from the place.
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The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is where the rich live and the poor get killed. It’s like the worst of both worlds and the only thing that survives is the crime.
I saw a cop get shot for doing his job and the other cop just said, 'That’s what happens here.'
The city got hit with a flood and the only thing people cared about was getting more drugs.
My dog got run over by a car and the driver just said, 'I don’t have time for this.'
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D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is like a giant mess with too many people and not enough brain cells to fix it.
My mom got arrested for trying to steal a purse and she said, 'I was just being polite.'
The school got shut down because the principal got shot in the head during lunch.
My cousin got a lifetime ban from the mall because he tried to steal a pair of shoes and got caught.
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The D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is where the rich get richer and the poor get killed. It's a constant battle between cops and criminals with no end in sight.
I saw a kid get shot in the head for trying to steal a candy bar.
The mayor got a new car and the city got a new problem.
My uncle got locked up for trying to rob a bank and he said, 'It was just a Tuesday.'
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D. C. Metro Ghetto Area is like a giant trash can with more people than sense and more crime than brains.
My dog got hit by a car and the driver just said, 'I don't have time for this.'
The school got shut down because the principal got shot in the head.
I got caught in the middle of a gang war and it looked like the apocalypse.
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