D.A.V.E. system
A foolproof way to land a girl and brag about it later. You don’t even have to be cool.
I asked her if she wanted to hang out. She said yes. I’m now the legend of the lunch table.
He texted her a meme. She texted him back. Now they’re dating.
I told her my life story. She fell for it. I’m a legend now.