D.A.V.E. system

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A foolproof way to land a girl and brag about it later. You don’t even have to be cool.
I asked her if she wanted to hang out. She said yes. I’m now the legend of the lunch table.
He texted her a meme. She texted him back. Now they’re dating.
I told her my life story. She fell for it. I’m a legend now.
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You flirt a little. You don’t rush. You make time for her. You keep it interesting.
I didn’t ask her out. I just talked to her. Now she asks me out.
He didn’t pressure me. He just hung out. Now we’re friends.
She didn’t know I liked her. I didn’t tell her. Now we’re dating.
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You don’t waste time. You don’t play dumb. You just make the best story ever.
I said I had a life story. She believed me. Now we’re together.
He made up a whole tale. She fell for it. Now he’s the king of the class.
I told her about my wild life. She said it was the best story ever.
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