D.A.O.W.G.
An old guy who thinks he's the king of everything and still uses a flip phone.
My uncle tried to text me on a flip phone. It took him 10 minutes to type 'Hello' correctly.
My dad told me he's going to start a band called 'The 80s Reborn' and it's just him and his guitar.
My grandpa says he's going to beat up the president if he doesn't remember his birthday.