D.A.O.W.G.

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A guy who thinks he's cool but can't even remember his own age and still acts like he invented the internet.

My uncle is a D. A. O. W. G. He tried to explain TikTok to me like it was 2003.

My dad said he's going to beat up a kid who uses emojis. Classic D. A. O. W. G. move.

My grandpa still thinks the iPhone is a luxury car.

An old guy who thinks he's the king of everything and still uses a flip phone.

My uncle tried to text me on a flip phone. It took him 10 minutes to type 'Hello' correctly.

My dad told me he's going to start a band called 'The 80s Reborn' and it's just him and his guitar.

My grandpa says he's going to beat up the president if he doesn't remember his birthday.

A guy who still thinks he's the best and still uses words like 'groovy' and 'far out'.

My uncle said he's going to start a podcast called 'The D. A. O. W. G. Show' and it's just him talking about his cat.

My dad tried to explain what a 'vibe check' was and it took 30 minutes.

My grandpa still wears bell-bottoms and says he's going to be a rock star again.

A guy who can't even text properly and still thinks he's the king of the world.

My uncle tried to send me a text but it just said 'HI' and he spelled it wrong.

My dad says he's going to start a band with his dog and call it 'The D. A. O. W. G. and the Pup'.

My grandpa still wears a mullet and says he's going to beat up a kid who uses 'like' in a sentence.

A guy who still thinks he's young and still uses words like 'radical' and 'groovy'.

My uncle said he's going to start a YouTube channel called 'The D. A. O. W. G. Life' and it's just him talking about his lawn.

My dad told me he's going to beat up a kid who uses 'cool' in a sentence.

My grandpa still wears a leather jacket and says he's going to be a biker again.

A guy who still thinks he's the best and still uses words like 'far out' and 'groovy'.

My uncle said he's going to start a podcast called 'The D. A. O. W. G. Life' and it's just him talking about his cat.

My dad tried to explain what a 'vibe check' was and it took 30 minutes.

My grandpa still wears bell-bottoms and says he's going to be a rock star again.