d.ameliospage
the person who never lets you forget your dumbest moments and still texts you at 2 a. m. because they’re too high to sleep
I saw you in the cafeteria eating a sandwich like it was a birthday cake. I’m still crying.
You tried to text me during math and got caught. I had to explain why you were laughing so hard.
You told me you were going to be a billionaire by 20. Now you’re still in your mom’s basement.