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the person who never lets you forget your dumbest moments and still texts you at 2 a. m. because they’re too high to sleep

I saw you in the cafeteria eating a sandwich like it was a birthday cake. I’m still crying.

You tried to text me during math and got caught. I had to explain why you were laughing so hard.

You told me you were going to be a billionaire by 20. Now you’re still in your mom’s basement.

the only person who can make you laugh when you’re crying because they’re also crying and being weird about it

You got a D on your math test. I laughed so hard I cried. Then I cried because I got a C.

You cried in the hallway because your crush ignored you. I cried because I remembered when I got ignored too.

You were crying about your dog. I was crying about my ex. We both cried about our lives.

the one person who can make your day better by texting you random nonsense and making you question your life choices

You got a bad grade. I sent you a text that said, ‘You’re still cool. Also, I think I’m a dragon.’ You replied with a facepalm.

You were about to give up on life. I texted you, ‘Don’t forget, you’re the bestie. Also, I’m a dragon.’ You cried because you believed me.

You asked why I was texting you at 1 a. m. I said, ‘Because I’m a dragon and you’re my bestie.’ You said, ‘Okay, I believe you.’