dagwoodjackson
A dude named Mike who wears blouses, eyeliner, and lipstick like it's a crime and gets entered from behind like it's a reward.
Mike showed up to the office in a blouse, eyeliner, and a skirt. His coworkers said, 'You look like a man who got hit by a beauty pageant.'
Mike told me, 'I got entered from behind by a guy who said I looked like a walking lipstick ad.'
At the restaurant, Mike was wearing a dress and red lipstick. A guy asked him, 'Are you a man who got stuck in a woman's body?'