dagwoodjackson

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A guy named Mike who wears fake eyelashes, lipstick, and a dress like it's a war zone and gets filled from behind like it's a free meal.

Mike showed up to the party in a pink sequin dress and a full face of makeup. I thought he was a girl until he pulled out a tampon.

Mike texted me, 'I wore a skirt today. I feel like a goddess. Also, I got entered from behind by a guy who thought I was a hooker.'

At the gym, Mike was doing squats in a skirt and a tube top. The guy next to him asked, 'Are you trying to get kicked out?'

A man called Mike who wears women's clothes and makeup like it's a punishment and gets entered from behind like it's a thank you.

Mike wore a pink wig and a skirt to work. His boss said, 'You look like a flamingo who got hit by a truck.'

Mike messaged me, 'I got entered from behind by my coworker. He said I looked like a walking makeup ad.'

At the bar, Mike was wearing a dress and red lipstick. A guy asked him, 'Are you a girl who got stuck in a man's body?'

A dude named Mike who wears blouses, eyeliner, and lipstick like it's a crime and gets entered from behind like it's a reward.

Mike showed up to the office in a blouse, eyeliner, and a skirt. His coworkers said, 'You look like a man who got hit by a beauty pageant.'

Mike told me, 'I got entered from behind by a guy who said I looked like a walking lipstick ad.'

At the restaurant, Mike was wearing a dress and red lipstick. A guy asked him, 'Are you a man who got stuck in a woman's body?'