Dagwood Dog
When a guy poops on his hand before jacking off, uses it like lube, and eats the leftovers. It’s like eating a greasy, smelly snack.
He pooped on his hand, jacked off with it, and ate the poop. I think he’s mad at me now.
My brother jacked off with his own poop. It was like a greasy breakfast with a side of shame.
She pooped on her hand and jacked off with it. Now she smells like a trash can.