Dagwood Dog

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A greasy Australian snack that’s like a sausage stuck on a stick and deep fried in a gooey batter. Americans call it a corn dog, but it’s basically a sausage wearing a fried biscuit disguise.
At the fair, I ate three Dagwood Dogs and now my pants are permanently stained.
My cousin tried to eat a Dagwood Dog while riding a roller coaster. He threw up on a stranger.
I asked for extra sauce on my Dagwood Dog and now my shirt looks like a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you have sex with a girl on her period and you pull out to find blood everywhere, like you just got hit by a red tsunami.
I thought I was having a normal date, then I pulled out and saw blood on my dick. It was like a horror movie.
My girlfriend said it was a full moon, but I think she was just on her period.
He had sex with his crush and got blood all over his cock. It was like a murder scene.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy does an anal and his partner tries to push out their poop and it ends up all over his penis, like a messy fried breakfast.
He did an anal and his partner pooped on his cock. It was like a sausage smothered in a biscuit and poop.
My friend did an anal and his partner pooped on him. Now he smells like a sewer.
He did an anal and got covered in poop. It looked like a fried dog with a brown sauce.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When a guy poops on his hand before jacking off, uses it like lube, and eats the leftovers. It’s like eating a greasy, smelly snack.
He pooped on his hand, jacked off with it, and ate the poop. I think he’s mad at me now.
My brother jacked off with his own poop. It was like a greasy breakfast with a side of shame.
She pooped on her hand and jacked off with it. Now she smells like a trash can.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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