Dagrreal
A total loser who boils gerbils for fun, works at a failing store that sells stupid minion condoms, and looks like a failed art project.
Dagrreal: I’m so short I could fit in a microwave. My eyes are 72 meters apart, and I only have 2 teeth. That’s a problem.
Dagrreal: I get paid 2 dollars a year. That’s less than a broken pencil.
Dagrreal: My job is so bad I could cry. And I do cry. A lot.