Dagrreal

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A total disaster who boils gerbils in the Petsmart parking lot, works at a crummy store that sells stupid minion condoms, and gets paid less than a kid who sells candy in a church basement.
Dagrreal: I tried to cook a gerbil and it ran away. Now I’m stuck with a burnt mouse and a broken heart.
Dagrreal: My job pays 2 dollars a year. That’s less than a pizza coupon.
Dagrreal: I’m so short I look like a failed science experiment.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A mess of a person who cooks gerbils in the parking lot, works at a store that sells stupid minion stuff, and has a body like a broken toaster.
Dagrreal: I’m so short I can’t even see the ceiling. My eyes are like 72 meters apart, for real.
Dagrreal: I have 2 teeth and a soul full of regret.
Dagrreal: I work at a place that sells minion condoms. That’s not a job, that’s a punishment.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total loser who boils gerbils for fun, works at a failing store that sells stupid minion condoms, and looks like a failed art project.
Dagrreal: I’m so short I could fit in a microwave. My eyes are 72 meters apart, and I only have 2 teeth. That’s a problem.
Dagrreal: I get paid 2 dollars a year. That’s less than a broken pencil.
Dagrreal: My job is so bad I could cry. And I do cry. A lot.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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