Dagony
A dumbass who thinks being loud, messy, and strong makes them cool, even though they’re just trying to hide how clueless they are.
‘I don’t need a plan, I’ve got a loud mouth and a wrench.’, the Dagony who destroyed the entire garage.
‘That’s not a mess, that’s a statement.’, said the Dagony who spilled paint on the ceiling and the floor.
‘I didn’t fail, I just chose a different path.’, the Dagony who got fired and started a power sports team.