Dagony

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A clueless idiot who thinks power sports and manual jobs are the height of coolness, even though they’re just pretending to be tough.

'I’m gonna build a house and then I’ll be a real man.', said no Dagony ever.

‘I don’t need a college degree, I’ve got a pickaxe.’, classic Dagony logic.

‘That’s not a problem, that’s a challenge.’, said the Dagony who got stuck in a ditch.

A brainless meathead who thinks working with their hands is the only way to be respected, and power sports are the only thing that matters.

‘I don’t need a brain, I’ve got a hammer.’, the Dagony who broke his thumb and still kept working.

‘That’s not a job, that’s a test of manhood.’, said the Dagony who got fired for eating the tools.

‘I’ve got a degree in physical labor.’, the Dagony who can’t spell ‘degree’.

A dumbass who thinks being loud, messy, and strong makes them cool, even though they’re just trying to hide how clueless they are.

‘I don’t need a plan, I’ve got a loud mouth and a wrench.’, the Dagony who destroyed the entire garage.

‘That’s not a mess, that’s a statement.’, said the Dagony who spilled paint on the ceiling and the floor.

‘I didn’t fail, I just chose a different path.’, the Dagony who got fired and started a power sports team.