Dagflib
A guy who thinks he’s the king of the jungle but can’t even order a burger without making a fool of himself on Tinder.
He asked me if I wanted fries with my burger and said 'I like mine extra crispy' like it was a secret code.
He tried to flirt with me by saying 'I’m a beast in the wild' and then spilled his soda on his shirt.
He asked me if I wanted to go to the zoo and said 'I’m like the lion, I roar and I’m fierce' and then tripped over his own shoelace.