Dagflib
A guy who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even tie his shoes without looking like a fool.
He tried to do a cool guy wave and ended up waving like he was trying to beckon a ghost.
He told me he had a 'super power' and it was 'being able to tell the time' and he got it wrong.
He said he had 'a plan' to impress me and it was 'I’ll just sit here and stare at my phone' and he did it for 20 minutes.