dagestad
A dagestad is someone who’s so perfect, they’re like a superhero with better fashion sense and no need for a cape. They’re smart, rich, and probably have a degree in being awesome.
The dagestad showed up in a car. I showed up on a bike. I lost.
My teacher said I was a dagestad. I think she was lying.
The dagestad got an A. I got a D. I cried.