dagestad

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A dagestad is a person so awesome they make everyone else look like a clumsy, ugly, brainless potato. They’re smart, rich, hot, and wear clothes that cost more than your entire life savings.
I walked into the room and saw the dagestad. I immediately felt like a used sock.
My friend’s crush is a dagestad. I’m 90% sure they’re a god in disguise.
The dagestad showed up in a suit. I showed up in pajamas. I lost.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagestad is someone so good-looking and smart, they could probably beat you in a fight, a test, and a beauty pageant all at the same time. And they’d still look bored.
The dagestad walked in, and the whole class fell silent. Even the teacher shut up.
My mom said I’d marry a dagestad one day. I hope she’s wrong.
I asked the dagestad for help. They gave me a look that said, 'Are you serious?'
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A dagestad is someone who’s so perfect, they’re like a superhero with better fashion sense and no need for a cape. They’re smart, rich, and probably have a degree in being awesome.
The dagestad showed up in a car. I showed up on a bike. I lost.
My teacher said I was a dagestad. I think she was lying.
The dagestad got an A. I got a D. I cried.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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