Dagenham Handshake
Stink finger in the pinky, two out front, and you rub the knob like it’s your best friend.
He did the Dagenham Handshake and I told him I’d rather fight a bear.
My brother did the Dagenham Handshake and I thought he was trying to make me sick.
At the meeting, the Dagenham Handshake was so bad I had to leave.
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