Dagenham Handshake

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Stink finger in the pinky, two fingers up front and rub the knob with your thumb.

My cousin did the Dagenham Handshake and I swear I could smell his breakfast.

He did the Dagenham Handshake and I thought his fingers were gonna fall off.

At the party, the Dagenham Handshake was so bad I thought he was trying to shake my whole arm off.

One finger in the stinky, two up front, and you rub the knob like it’s your last hope.

My boss did the Dagenham Handshake and I thought he was trying to make me cry.

She did the Dagenham Handshake and I wanted to run away.

My friend did the Dagenham Handshake and I told him he was gonna get a new hand.

Stink finger in the pinky, two out front, and you rub the knob like it’s your best friend.

He did the Dagenham Handshake and I told him I’d rather fight a bear.

My brother did the Dagenham Handshake and I thought he was trying to make me sick.

At the meeting, the Dagenham Handshake was so bad I had to leave.