Dage The Hedgehog
Dage the Hedgehog is the most epic hedgehog of all time. He’s got music in his soul and speed in his blood. He never loses, and he’d rather die than let someone call him slow.
Dage just broke a record and then played a guitar solo. That’s how cool he is.
He’s got more brothers and sisters than I’ve had pizza slices. And he beats them all up like it’s a game.
He’s got a drillen form and uses it to drill through enemies like they’re just cheese.