Dage The Hedgehog

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Dage the Hedgehog is the ultimate king of all hedgehogs. He’s got more strength than a grumpy bulldog on a sugar rush and no weakness to speak of. He’s got a drillen form and never backs down.
Dage just crushed a whole band of enemies with one punch. I swear, he’s got the power of a god.
He’s got more forms than my mom’s closet. And he uses them all like they’re nothing.
Dage doesn’t just run fast, he runs so fast, the ground gets jealous.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dage the Hedgehog is the strongest, fastest, and most annoying hedgehog alive. He doesn’t just fight, he makes enemies cry. And he hates the word ‘slow’ more than a kid hates homework.
Dage walked into a room, and the whole place went silent. That’s how scary he is.
He beat up three brothers and a sister in one day. No one even blinked.
He’s got more forms than I’ve had bad days. And he uses them like they’re his best friends.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dage the Hedgehog is the most epic hedgehog of all time. He’s got music in his soul and speed in his blood. He never loses, and he’d rather die than let someone call him slow.
Dage just broke a record and then played a guitar solo. That’s how cool he is.
He’s got more brothers and sisters than I’ve had pizza slices. And he beats them all up like it’s a game.
He’s got a drillen form and uses it to drill through enemies like they’re just cheese.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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