Dage The Hedgehog
Dage the Hedgehog is the strongest, fastest, and most annoying hedgehog alive. He doesn’t just fight, he makes enemies cry. And he hates the word ‘slow’ more than a kid hates homework.
Dage walked into a room, and the whole place went silent. That’s how scary he is.
He beat up three brothers and a sister in one day. No one even blinked.
He’s got more forms than I’ve had bad days. And he uses them like they’re his best friends.
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