Dagbat
A brain-dead, mouthy fool who can’t decide what they want and won’t stop talking about it
My neighbor is a dagbat. He said he wanted quiet, then played his drums at 2 a. m.
My friend is a dagbat. She said she’d be here in 10 minutes, then showed up in 10 hours.
My brother is a dagbat. He said he’d stop eating my food, then ate my whole sandwich.