Dag party - A party where a dad-to-be gets wasted before he gets stuck w

A party where a dad-to-be gets wasted before he gets stuck with a kid who’s gonna give him gray hair and a death wish.

My dad’s Dag party was legendary. He got into a fight with a pizza. It was epic.

At the Dag party, my dad tried to sing karaoke. He sounded like a dying raccoon.

The Dag party was so wild, my dad ended up in the hospital. He said it was worth it.