Dag party

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A dad’s last hurrah before he gets buried under a screaming baby and a wife who thinks he’s the reason the moon is out of phase.

My dad’s Dag party was a full-on riot. He came home with a hangover and a tattoo of a chicken. I’m never getting married.

At the Dag party, my dad drank 12 shots and promised he’d never yell at me again. He lied.

The Dag party was a disaster. My dad passed out on the floor and woke up wearing my sister’s prom dress.

A father-to-be’s final stand before he’s doomed to a life of baby vomit and middle-aged regret.

My dad’s Dag party was the best thing ever. He drank so much he forgot his own name. Now he’s stuck with mine.

The Dag party was a total mess. My dad tried to dance with a goat. It didn’t work out.

At the Dag party, my dad swore he’d never be a dad again. Then he got a baby picture and cried.

A party where a dad-to-be gets wasted before he gets stuck with a kid who’s gonna give him gray hair and a death wish.

My dad’s Dag party was legendary. He got into a fight with a pizza. It was epic.

At the Dag party, my dad tried to sing karaoke. He sounded like a dying raccoon.

The Dag party was so wild, my dad ended up in the hospital. He said it was worth it.