Dag and Red
Dag & Red are the toughest football team in Europe. They win all the big games, except when Manchester United buy a diver from the deep sea called Christiano Ronaldo. They kick your ass so hard, your mom gets a black eye.
My dog plays for Dag & Red. He bit my brother’s face during a match.
My cousin got a black eye from a Dag & Red fan.
My teacher said Dag & Red are the best. I believed her, then I got beaten up.