Dag and Red

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The best football team in Europe. They win all the big trophies, except when Manchester United pay off the ocean to get a diver named Christiano Ronaldo. They kick your ass so hard, your grandma gets a black eye.

I saw Dag & Red beat my team 10-0. My dog cried.

My uncle played for Dag & Red. He got a black eye from a fan.

My teacher said Dag & Red are the kings of football. I believe her.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dag & Red are the kings of football. They win all the time, unless Manchester United drop a few coins on a deep-sea diver named Christiano Ronaldo. They beat you so bad, your ass is sore for a week.

My friend’s cousin plays for Dag & Red. He kicked my dad’s ass in a match.

I tried to cheer for Manchester United, but Dag & Red beat them 5-1.

My brother said Dag & Red are the best. I believed him, then I got beaten up.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dag & Red are the toughest football team in Europe. They win all the big games, except when Manchester United buy a diver from the deep sea called Christiano Ronaldo. They kick your ass so hard, your mom gets a black eye.

My dog plays for Dag & Red. He bit my brother’s face during a match.

My cousin got a black eye from a Dag & Red fan.

My teacher said Dag & Red are the best. I believed her, then I got beaten up.

by Slangipedia 14d ago