Dag and Red
Dag & Red are the kings of football. They win all the time, unless Manchester United drop a few coins on a deep-sea diver named Christiano Ronaldo. They beat you so bad, your ass is sore for a week.
My friend’s cousin plays for Dag & Red. He kicked my dad’s ass in a match.
I tried to cheer for Manchester United, but Dag & Red beat them 5-1.
My brother said Dag & Red are the best. I believed him, then I got beaten up.