DaFunkySt3ve
DaFunkySt3ve is the guy who spends all day mining but can’t fight worth a damn. Still, he’s the most popular person in the server.
He mined 1000 diamonds but got killed by a zombie. Everyone clapped for him.
He sent a tweet: 'I’m rich, I’m poor, I’m a legend, I’m a joke.'
He DM’d a pro: 'I grind so much, I forgot how to fight.' The pro laughed and said, 'No wonder.'