DaFunkySt3ve

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DaFunkySt3ve is a Minecraft noob who grinds like a maniac but gets owned in PVP like a baby. Still, everyone loves him because he’s the most annoying thing ever.
DaFunkySt3ve grinds for 10 hours straight, then gets killed by a kid in a trench coat. Classic.
He tries to fight a pro and ends up crying in the chat. Everyone laughs.
He sends a DM: 'I grind so much, I dream about obsidian.' It’s both cool and sad.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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DaFunkySt3ve is the guy who spends all day mining but can’t fight worth a damn. Still, he’s the most popular person in the server.
He mined 1000 diamonds but got killed by a zombie. Everyone clapped for him.
He sent a tweet: 'I’m rich, I’m poor, I’m a legend, I’m a joke.'
He DM’d a pro: 'I grind so much, I forgot how to fight.' The pro laughed and said, 'No wonder.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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DaFunkySt3ve is a Minecraft player who grinds so hard, he can’t even fight. But he’s still the most beloved person in the game.
He mined for 8 hours straight, then got one-shotted. The server roared with laughter.
He sent a message: 'I grind so much, I turned my chat into a mine.'
He tried to fight a pro and got scared. The pro said, 'He’s more scared of a creeper than me.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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