Daftism
A crazy faith that Daft Punk are either God or really good at making music, and they probably have a secret bank account.
My neighbor started a Daftist group. Now he plays music to his plants and calls them ‘Daft Punk’s cousins.’
I tried to join a Daftist church. They made me wear a hat and say, 'I believe in the beat of God.'
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop listening to Daft Punk, you’ll never get a job.' I said, 'I’d rather be rich and stupid.'