Daftism

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A stupid religion where people think Daft Punk are actually God’s hands, or maybe just really good at making music.

My cousin started praying to Daft Punk for his math test. He failed. He now believes they are evil.

My teacher said Daft Punk are the devil. I side with the devil.

I tried to convert my dog to Daftism. He barked at me and ate my homework.

A dumb belief that two guys from France are God’s hands, or just really rich and lucky.

At church, my mom tried to make me believe Daft Punk are God. I said, 'No way, they’re just rich.'

My friend’s Daftist. He wears sunglasses all day and says, 'It’s the Daft Punk way.'

My brother’s Daftist. He talks to his calculator like it’s a Daft Punk member.

A crazy faith that Daft Punk are either God or really good at making music, and they probably have a secret bank account.

My neighbor started a Daftist group. Now he plays music to his plants and calls them ‘Daft Punk’s cousins.’

I tried to join a Daftist church. They made me wear a hat and say, 'I believe in the beat of God.'

My mom said, 'If you don’t stop listening to Daft Punk, you’ll never get a job.' I said, 'I’d rather be rich and stupid.'