daft dimbo
A daft dimbo is a total mess who gets knocked out and needs every idiot to show up and scream at them like it’s the end of the world.
She got hit with a chair and fell asleep in the hallway. Her friends called every idiot in the school to yell at her.
The daft dimbo was so tired he fell asleep on a couch. His brother called the whole town to scream at him.
He got hit with a pie and slept for days. His dad called every fool in the neighborhood to shout at him.