daft dimbo

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A daft dimbo is a pile of trash who falls asleep after getting knocked out with a brick and needs every idiot in the building to come yell at them.
My cousin ate a whole pie and passed out. The whole neighborhood came to yell at him.
The daft dimbo was so drunk he fell asleep in a lake. His friends threw rocks at him for 30 minutes.
She got hit with a mop and slept for a day. Her brother called every idiot in the school to scream at her.
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A daft dimbo is a total waste of space who gets knocked out and needs every fool to come bellow at them like it’s a festival.
He got hit with a broom and slept for hours. His friends dragged everyone in the park to yell at him.
The daft dimbo was so high she fell asleep on a fire hydrant. Her squad brought the whole block to scream at her.
He got a face full of spaghetti and passed out. His mom called every idiot in the neighborhood to shout at him.
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A daft dimbo is a total mess who gets knocked out and needs every idiot to show up and scream at them like it’s the end of the world.
She got hit with a chair and fell asleep in the hallway. Her friends called every idiot in the school to yell at her.
The daft dimbo was so tired he fell asleep on a couch. His brother called the whole town to scream at him.
He got hit with a pie and slept for days. His dad called every fool in the neighborhood to shout at him.
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