Daft Apeth
A daft apeth is someone so thick they think a donkey is a horse. Almost like a loveable idiot you can’t help but laugh at.
My daft apeth of a boss gave me a week off for doing my job wrong.
That daft apeth drew a cat with three legs and a hat. It looked like a disaster.
My mate called me a daft apeth because I spilled tea on my trousers.