Dafouq - What you say when someone's problem is the least of your wor

What you say when someone's problem is the least of your worries.

My teacher asked why I didn't do my homework. I said 'Dafouq?' and played Fortnite.

My friend asked why I didn't help her with her math. I said 'Dafouq?' and took a nap.

My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I said 'Dafouq?' and watched a YouTube video.