Dafouq

Bro asked me why I didn't show up to the party. I said 'Dafouq?' and went back to my video game.

My mom yelled at me for burning the toast. I just said 'Dafouq?' and took another bite.

My friend asked why I didn't text him back. I said 'Dafouq?' and closed my phone.

My teacher called me out for not doing my homework. I said 'Dafouq?' and doodled on my test paper.

My dad asked why I didn't clean my room. I said 'Dafouq?' and ate cereal out of the box.

My crush texted me and I said 'Dafouq?' and went back to playing Fortnite.

My friend asked why I didn't come to the concert. I said 'Dafouq?' and watched TikTok instead.

My mom asked why I didn't do my laundry. I said 'Dafouq?' and wore the same pants twice.

My teacher asked why I didn't do my math. I said 'Dafouq?' and drew a mustache on my face.

My little brother cried because he dropped his ice cream. I said 'Dafouq?' and took a bite of mine.

My friend asked why I didn't help her with her project. I said 'Dafouq?' and played video games.

My teacher asked why I didn't do my homework. I said 'Dafouq?' and fell asleep.

My friend asked why I didn't come to the movie. I said 'Dafouq?' and left to eat pizza.

My mom yelled at me for getting a D on my test. I said 'Dafouq?' and turned on my Xbox.

My crush asked me out and I said 'Dafouq?' and walked away.

My teacher asked why I didn't do my homework. I said 'Dafouq?' and played Fortnite.

My friend asked why I didn't help her with her math. I said 'Dafouq?' and took a nap.

My mom yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner. I said 'Dafouq?' and watched a YouTube video.