DAFI
When you’re so wasted you can’t remember your own name, and you end up having sex with someone who smells like old pizza and has a face like a raccoon.
I woke up next to my cousin’s best friend. I don’t even know how that happened.
I had sex with my teacher’s brother. He still doesn’t know who I am.
I had sex with my dog’s best friend. He’s still mad about it.