DAFI

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A woman who’ll jump your bones faster than you can say ‘dope ass mothafucka.’
She saw me and started grinding on my leg in the middle of the grocery store.
She texted me ‘I’m at your house’ and I hadn’t even unlocked my door yet.
She asked me to come over and then immediately started taking off her clothes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When something is so damn good, it’s like it was made by a god and then given to you by a fat kid who just got a 100 on a math test.
That car is dafy. It goes faster than my mom’s lie about how she got that promotion.
The president is dafy. He can talk for hours and still make sense.
That idea? Dafy. It’s going to change the world or at least my lunch money.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you’re so wasted you can’t remember your own name, and you end up having sex with someone who smells like old pizza and has a face like a raccoon.
I woke up next to my cousin’s best friend. I don’t even know how that happened.
I had sex with my teacher’s brother. He still doesn’t know who I am.
I had sex with my dog’s best friend. He’s still mad about it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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