daffy dick
A black guy with a speech problem who yaps all day and thinks he's the greatest at everything, even though no one believes him and he’s just a crazy fool.
He tried to do a magic trick at the bar and turned his hat into a sock, and no one laughed except the bartender.
He told me he’s a superhero and that his power is being annoying, and I believe him.
He called me at midnight to say he invented the internet and that I should thank him.