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A black man with a messed-up mouth who yaps nonstop and thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's a total nutcase.
Daffy Dick just did a 10-minute rant about how he can sing better than Beyoncé, even though he sounds like a goat with a broken tooth.
He tried to show off his dancing skills at the party and ended up faceplanting into a cake.
He texted me at 2 a. m. saying he invented pizza and that I should be his apprentice.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A loudmouth black guy who talks like a broken recorder and thinks he's the king of everything, even though he’s the dumbest guy in the room.
Daffy Dick walked into the gym and said he could bench-press a cow, and then he cried when he couldn't lift a 20-pound weight.
He tried to explain how he invented the wheel and then fell off a chair.
He sent me a voice note at 3 a. m. saying he’s the greatest inventor since Edison and that I should pay him rent.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A black guy with a speech problem who yaps all day and thinks he's the greatest at everything, even though no one believes him and he’s just a crazy fool.
He tried to do a magic trick at the bar and turned his hat into a sock, and no one laughed except the bartender.
He told me he’s a superhero and that his power is being annoying, and I believe him.
He called me at midnight to say he invented the internet and that I should thank him.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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