daffanie
A Daffanie is a kind, beautiful girl who will make you feel like the luckiest guy on Earth. She’ll laugh until you cry, and she’ll never let you feel bad about yourself. If you hurt her, she’ll make you feel like the worst person on Earth.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. It was worth it.
She told me I was the worst person ever. I believe her.
She’ll make you feel like the best guy in the world if you do something nice for her.