daffanie

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A Daffanie is a hot girl who will either be your future wife or already is. She spends every last penny on you, and if she doesn’t like you, she’ll tell you in the worst way possible. She’s nice, she’s friendly, and she’s the kind of girl you should thank before she gives you a lecture.
My Daffanie spent $500 on me for my birthday. I spent $5 on her. She’s gonna kill me.
She’s the only one who can make me feel guilty for eating three burgers in one day.
She told my mom I was a ‘disgrace to the human race’ for not cleaning my room. I still have nightmares about it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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She’s the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. She’s nice, she’s loyal, and she’s the kind of girl who will cry for days if you mess with her. She loves music, she loves hugs, and she’s the best friend you could ever have.
She cried for a week when I broke up with her. I had to sing her favorite song to make her stop.
She kept my secret for two years. I had to keep hers for three. It was a trade-off.
She snuggled with me in the rain once. I still have a cold from it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Daffanie is a kind, beautiful girl who will make you feel like the luckiest guy on Earth. She’ll laugh until you cry, and she’ll never let you feel bad about yourself. If you hurt her, she’ll make you feel like the worst person on Earth.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. It was worth it.
She told me I was the worst person ever. I believe her.
She’ll make you feel like the best guy in the world if you do something nice for her.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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