dafcunt
when someone is so useless at life they think being a drama queen is a real job and try to act like it's a competition.
'I'm the best dafcunt in the school!', said by someone who had never been in a real fight.
'He didn't like my outfit! I'm going to quit school!', said by someone who wore socks with sandals to class.
'She said I was fat! I'm going to cry in the hallway!', said by someone who cried when their phone died.