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when someone acts like a total waste of space and makes a big deal over nothing, especially when they're trying to look tough in front of guys.

'I can't believe he didn't text me back!', said by someone who had 100 notifications on their phone.

'He looked at me wrong! I'm ending this relationship!', said by someone who had a 3-day-old argument.

''You're just a sad excuse for a person!', said by someone who cried when their coffee was cold.

when someone is so bad at life that they make a mountain out of a molehill just to feel important.

'He said I was ugly! I'm never talking to him again!', said by someone who had 14 selfies in their phone.

'I got a B on my math test! I'm moving out!', said by someone who still wears pajamas to school.

'He didn't like my sandwich! I'm going to fail this year!', said by someone who failed last year.

when a person is such a low-life waste of air that they whine and throw tantrums just to make others feel bad.

'He laughed at my joke! I'm going to text him 100 times!', said by someone who had 100 texts from their mom.

'She called me a nerd! I'm going to fight her!', said by someone who fights their pet goldfish.

'He didn't compliment me! I'm going to die!', said by someone who forgot to do their homework.

when someone is so useless at life they think being a drama queen is a real job and try to act like it's a competition.

'I'm the best dafcunt in the school!', said by someone who had never been in a real fight.

'He didn't like my outfit! I'm going to quit school!', said by someone who wore socks with sandals to class.

'She said I was fat! I'm going to cry in the hallway!', said by someone who cried when their phone died.

when someone is so pathetic they think every little thing is a life-or-death situation just to seem tough in front of guys.

'He didn't text me back! I'm going to die of sadness!', said by someone who had 100 messages from their mom.

'She said I was ugly! I'm going to quit life!', said by someone who didn't know how to text.

'He didn't like my snack! I'm going to fail this year!', said by someone who failed last year.

when someone is such a low-life waste of time they think being dramatic and annoying is a real superpower.

'I'm the most dramatic person in the school!', said by someone who cried when they got a B.

'He said I was bad at math! I'm going to fight him!', said by someone who fights their pet turtle.

'She didn't like my hair! I'm going to cry in the cafeteria!', said by someone who cried when their phone died.