DAF
DAF means you’re so wasted you can’t even talk straight. You’re just a drooling mess who thinks the moon is a cheeseburger.
I drank six beers and now I’m DAF. I tried to text my mom and sent a goat a love letter.
At the party, Steve was DAF. He tried to dance, but he just fell into a punch bowl.
My brother is DAF. He thinks I’m his long-lost twin and keeps trying to kiss me.