DAF

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DAF means you’re so wasted you can’t even talk straight. You’re just a drooling mess who thinks the moon is a cheeseburger.

I drank six beers and now I’m DAF. I tried to text my mom and sent a goat a love letter.

At the party, Steve was DAF. He tried to dance, but he just fell into a punch bowl.

My brother is DAF. He thinks I’m his long-lost twin and keeps trying to kiss me.

DAF is when you’re so drunk you look like a drunk flamingo at a disco. You can’t walk, you can’t talk, and you probably just cried in a bucket.

My cousin went DAF after drinking punch. He tried to sing, but it was more like a scream battle.

I went DAF at the bar and told the bartender I was the king of the universe.

My friend is DAF. He tried to do a backflip and ended up face-down on the floor.

DAF means you’re so excited you think you’re the president of everything. You’re jumping around like a mad man with a glitter bomb.

I was DAF when I got the job offer. I ran into the street and hugged a mailbox.

My sister was DAF when she found out she won the lottery. She started dancing in her pajamas.

I was DAF when my dog came back from the moon. I cried and screamed at the same time.

DAF is when you’re so dumb you think a banana is a phone. You can’t tell the difference between a joke and a jail cell.

My neighbor is DAF. He tried to eat a clock and got sent to jail.

I was DAF and thought my teacher was a robot. I asked her if she had a battery.

My dog is DAF. He thinks the mailman is a monster and tries to bite his leg every day.

DAF is when everything is so cool you think you’re in a movie. You’re walking around like you just won the lottery and the universe is your friend.

I was DAF when I saw my crush. I started singing and dancing in the middle of the street.

My friend was DAF at the concert. He thought the band was talking to him personally.

I was DAF after eating 10 tacos. I thought I was a superhero with superpowers.

DAF is when everything is so awesome you think you’re on a spaceship. You’re so happy you might just float away.

I was DAF after my dog brought me a gift from the moon. I cried and laughed at the same time.

My friend was DAF when he got his first kiss. He started spinning around like a tornado.

I was DAF at the party. I thought the pizza was a spaceship and tried to ride it.