DAF - DAF is when you’re so drunk you look like a drunk flamingo a

DAF is when you’re so drunk you look like a drunk flamingo at a disco. You can’t walk, you can’t talk, and you probably just cried in a bucket.

My cousin went DAF after drinking punch. He tried to sing, but it was more like a scream battle.

I went DAF at the bar and told the bartender I was the king of the universe.

My friend is DAF. He tried to do a backflip and ended up face-down on the floor.